the turkey swiss on rye incident
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT FACE
I KNEW IT WOULD BE SOME LES MIZ THING
BUT I DID NOT EXPECT THAT FACE
I feel like Ouran High School Host club is the one fandom that everyone’s in, but never talks about.
Why do we not talk about this?!
I went to karaoke with a bunch of teachers in Japan and someone put on Sakura Kiss & I knew all the lyrics and my Japanese coworker turned to me and whispered “Ah, so you’re a pervert too.”
Reblog and click on that picture.
And remember Joe?
Reblog and click that picture too.
I was looking for my phone during a power outage just now and I thought “maybe I left in the bathroom as usual” but it was dark in my bathroom so I was like “oh ill just use my phone as a flashlight”
yeah, wasn’t my brightest moment
if the power was out how did u make this text post?
THE POWER CAME BACK ON YOU UNSEASONED MEATBALL
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd
i hope she’s doing well